i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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