ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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