hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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