Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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