You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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