I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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