only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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