dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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