dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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