dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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