There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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