Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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