you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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