spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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