Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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