Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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