epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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