apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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