Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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