Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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