im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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