Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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