I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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