you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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