Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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