I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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