He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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