It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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