so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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