Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I'm really busy with my period
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