oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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