I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We’re leaving where are you
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