remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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