Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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