Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Randomize