All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
this hospital has no fireball
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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