Tap Here to view the Mobile Optimized TFLN
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Randomize
Follow @tfln