My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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