dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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