i would punch a child for taco bell
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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