On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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