More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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