Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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