I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
time to smoke my breakfast
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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