That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I believe in your delicious
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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