If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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