what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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