Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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