I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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