its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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