this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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